HOT TUB
The housemates meet for the first time. Foxxy tries to teach Clara a lesson about racism. Toot must come to terms with the fact that she is no longer a sex symbol when she falls for the gay Xandir, who is on a quest to save his girlfriend.

CLARA'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET
Clara reveals her tentacled secret causes the other housemates to attempt to destroy it. Clara finds out that the only way to get rid of it would be to find her Prince Charming. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling is busy with a load of dirty dishes.

GAY BASH
When the other housemates begin to wonder if Xandir is gay, their suspicions are confirmed later, and a worried Xandir tries to adjust to life out of the closet; however Foxxy holds a gay bash to force Xandir to admit and embrace his homosexuality. Meanwhile, Spanky forces Ling-Ling into slavery by making bootleg sneakers (using a sewing machine) for an NBA competition.

REQUIEM FOR A REALITY SHOW
A contest designed by the producers reveals just how far the housemates are willing to go for, or with, food.

THE OTHER COUSIN
Captain Hero falls for Clara's mentally retarded cousin, Bleh, who is visiting the house, after Spanky promises to pay him $50 to seduce her. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling is discovered to secrete a hallucinogenic drug when disappointed, and Xandir, Toot and Wooldoor take advantage of this.

DIRTY PRANKING NUMBER 2
Spanky teaches Clara how to prank the pizza man, sparking a romantic relationship between the pair (of which Clara's father disapproves). Meanwhile, Xandir is upset when Captain Hero keeps canceling their plans together (due to Captain Hero's heroic duties).

THE ONE WHEREIN THERE IS A BIG TWIST: PART 1
The housemates start a revolt, forcing the producers to change the format of the show.

THE ONE WHEREIN THERE IS A BIG TWIST, PART II
The housemates return to the real world, only to find that nobody cares about reality show contestants.

FOXXY VS. THE BOARD OF EDUCATION
Spanky and Xandir decide to get married, while Foxxy must try to pass the SAT to get her detective's license.

LITTLE ORPHAN HERO
Captain Hero discovers that his homeworld wasn't really destroyed, and that his parents are still alive.

CAPTAIN HERO'S MARRIAGE PACT
Captain Hero gets a visit from an old college friend looking for more than a back-rub, while Foxxy decides to reunite her old band.

CLUM BABIES
Wooldoor surprises the housemates with his masturbation efforts, and Ling-Ling finds himself in an arranged battle.

GHOSTESSES IN THE SLOT MACHINE
When an Indian casino opens up next door, Foxxy opens a strip club (and ends up competing with Clara for her father's love), while Captain Hero takes part in fixed fights at the casino so that he and Spanky can make a profit, until he betrays Spanky by going it alone to make a profit by himself.

SUPER NANNY
Captain Hero is disciplined by a reality show nanny. Meanwhile, in order to earn his driver's license, Ling-Ling is advised by Spanky to sell out his Asian heritage by getting cheap surgery to fix his slanted eyes, which he actually does.

TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
Captain Hero sacrifices his powers after his X-ray vision turns Foxxy Love into a racial minstrel show-style black stereotype—which gets Foxxy taken away to a prison where all ethnically offensive caricatures are sent to be erased.

CAPTAIN GIRL
Hero hires Wooldoor to be his new sidekick after Captain Girl is killed by the Mad Libber. Also, Toot decides she wants to have a baby, so she takes one for a test drive.

A TALE OF TWO COWS
Wooldoor gets a live-action cow as a pet, much to the house-mates' displeasure. Also, Toot finds the secret code to getting a date to her fat camp reunion.

XANDIR AND TIM, SITTING IN A TREE
Xandir tries to get Hero to come to terms with his gay side, while the rest of the crew discover that Entertainment Weekly doesn't like them.

THE LEMON-AIDS WALK
Hero sets out to overcome his one weakness, but ends up going overboard. Wooldoor, meanwhile, does time for stealing and has trouble adjusting to life outside the big house.

A VERY SPECIAL DRAWN TOGETHER AFTERSCHOOL SPECIAL
The housemates do a role-playing exercise to help Xandir tell his parents (played by Captain Hero and Toot) he is gay, which blows up into a story of seduction, betrayal and redemption.

ALZHEIMER'S THAT ENDS WELL
Clara gets an operation (from Wooldoor) to remove her Octopussoir; Toot is sent to a nursing home after the other housemates believe she has Alzheimer's.

THE DRAWN TOGETHER CLIP SHOW
The cast, along with many past extras, get together for a reunion show, at which the Producer will announce who is the winner of the Drawn Together prize.

FREAKS & GREEKS
Captain Hero starts his own fraternity to compete with the Greek family next door, while Ling-Ling's father falls for Toot.

WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT'S GIGGLE-WIGGLE FUNNY TICKLE NON-TRADITIONAL PROGRESSIVE MULTICULTURAL ROUNDTABLE!
A Terminator tries to stop Wooldoor's new children's show from turning the world gay. Toot pursues the mythical Wienermobile.

SPELLING APPLEBEE'S
Foxxy competes in spelling bees. Captain Hero discovers Clara has a sexual fetish for car crashes.

UNRESTRAINABLE TRAINABLE
Captain Hero's "special" son, mothered by his sister, attacks the city. For the attention, Clara makes Wooldoor's life a living hell.

N.R.A VS. RAY
Captain Hero takes up hunting after being "raped", and getting carried away with firearm usage. Meanwhile, Foxxy hides her grandson Ray-Ray in the walls of the Drawn Together house while she's on trial, and he falls for Toot.

CAPTAIN HERO AND THE COOL KIDS
Toot and Ling-Ling go to Mexico as newlyweds, but end up having to cockfight to avoid going to jail. In their absence, the rest of the house-mates split up into cliques.

LOST IN PARKING SPACE: PART ONE
The house-mates go to the mall, but end up trapped in their van. Clara, meanwhile, is left alone at the house with a delivery guy she thinks is Satan.

LOST IN PARKING SPACE: PART TWO
While trying to save his friends, Xandir abandons them. Meanwhile, Foxxy is captured by a goth cashier at Hot Topic and Clara forgets her religion and becomes a rebellious, sinning henchman of a mailman whom she mistakes for Satan.

CHARLOTTE'S WEB OF LIES
Spanky's affair with Charlotte the spider develops into a fatal attraction. Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch-nemesis. Ling-Ling pursues his lifelong dream of becoming a dancer.

BREAKFAST FOOD KILLER
Wooldoor becomes a mascot for an evil cereal company. Meanwhile, Toot finds all five UPCs with the help of Foxxy and stops the company from enslaving kids.

DRAWN TOGETHER BABIES
The housemates, as baby versions of themselves, accidentally kill their babysitter and try to cover it up from the babysitter's rich boyfriend Chad, their carers, and the infant Captain Hero.

NIPPLE RING-RING GOES TO FOSTER CARE
Ling-Ling is sent to foster care to Foxxy's father, who turns out to be Uncle Ben of Uncle Ben's Rice fame. Captain Hero discovers how to communicate through time with his younger self when his nipple ring is struck by lightning.

TOOT GOES BOLLYWOOD
Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals.

AMERICAN IDOL PARODY CLIP SHOW
Is it American Idol? Is it Survivor? No, it's both, as the house mates battle it out through the gift of song to determine who stays and who gets evicted.

FOXXY AND THE GANG BANG
When Toot challenges Foxxy to cease having sex, Toot discovers that no one wants to have sex with her until she is hit by a car containing an Indian family, where she is eventually given the title of "King of India".

THE ELIMINATION SPECIAL, PART 2: THE ELIMINATION
The housemates compete in an American Idol-type talent contest. At the end of the show, the housemates read a letter telling them they have been cancelled and walk into a room marked "Unemployment".

THE DRAWN TOGETHER MOVIE: THE MOVIE!
Eight housemates on a fake animated reality TV show realize they've been canceled and set off on a journey to get back on the air.